He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
Unless my dick prospects improve this year’s Halloween costume will include panties with “DTF” written on them and a push up bra
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