Nothing commands respect in a meeting like Jack Daniels on the breath. You're fine.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
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Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Woke up in her bed this morning with a half used condom stuck to the side of my face
How can a condom be "half used"?
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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