Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
My one night stand asked me out to dinner. When he came to pick me up I got in the back seat. I thought he sent an uber. Awkward.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
Randomize
