1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
It's never too late to be topless.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
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the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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