He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
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OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
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But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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