? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
she asked me if I wanted a handjob on the haunted mansion ride at Disney. was I suposed to say no?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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