i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
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Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
After 3 parties, all of them busted, and 4 field sobriety tests, I AM the cop whisperer
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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