make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
Every time you come over you bleed on everything. I'm not calling Verizon again asking if blood is considered water damage.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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