I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
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Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
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todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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