oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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