I wish I only lived at night.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
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so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
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I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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