Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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