every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
Stay positive! You think people like sad vaginas? NO! You'll get some!
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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