And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
There is no way to say this. Dude, I peed your bed. No questions, no answers. My flight leaves in 30 minutes. Use my detergent. Also, THE VODKA IN THE FRIDGE IS YOURS.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
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