You surviving the open bar?
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normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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