shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
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we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Way too stoned bro. Was laying down on my back and thought for a good 30 mins what it would be like to be a turtle stuck on its shell
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How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche