btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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