Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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