I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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