what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
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All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
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I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Randomize