this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
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No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
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Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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