Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
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I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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