dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
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We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
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I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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