I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
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she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
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Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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