That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
handjob tips. give me some.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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