**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
I think your dad took our porno
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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