How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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