That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
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Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I invited you and you fucked me in the face with the penis of disappointment and shit.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
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Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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