New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
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I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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