I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
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sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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