your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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