you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
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the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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