Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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