he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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