is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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