office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
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