sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
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She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Jen gave my number to some guy she met in NY. He sent me a picture of his weiner. He had nice shoes. I replied with a pic of bacon.
When in doubt always reply with bacon.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
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I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
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