Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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