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say what?
wanna hang out?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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