Jerry, you need to find god
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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