The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
my mom found me this morning spread out like jesus sleeping on the living room floor. i had a piece of bread over my eyes to block the light out
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
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