will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
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Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
you made out with another girl for some wings
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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