Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
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So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
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Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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