Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
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we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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