So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
I want to be "performing a disservice to society by actually wearing clothes in public" hot.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
So vagazzling was a success
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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