epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
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