so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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