Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
If you ever bitch out on 72oz margarita night again, this friendship is over
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
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