You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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