She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I refuse to go to a doctor for a sex injury, not when I've come so far already
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
