Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
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