I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
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As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
I asked this couple what they would like to drink and they leaned toward me eagerly and asked if we still have THE root beer ... Idk if this is code for please add cocaine to my drink
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You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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