yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
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You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
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Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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