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my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
17 Women That Lost Condoms Up Their Lady Parts
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
23 People Confess The Most F*cked Up Thing Guests Have Done In Their House
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
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