I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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