whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
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creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.