my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
home. puking in laundry basket.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
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