oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
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I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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