My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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