You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
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I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I woke up with a fake mustache stuck to my chest and I can't even hold down water.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
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I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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